Developed by Tommeh and myself on #staffslug on irc.freenode.org

# 1: “You probably need a new IOS”
# 2: “It’s a feature”
# 3: “That hardware isn’t supported on your platform”
# 4: “That hardware is about to go EOL”
# 5: “That feature is not licensed on your device”
# 6 : “Insufficient memory / space”
# 7 : “Your configuration file does not meet Ciscos MAS” (Minimum Acronym Standard)
# 8 : “User licenses on ASA hardware”    (new from Tommeh 03/11/2010)
# 9 : “You installed from the Warranty CD” (added 3/8/2011)*

* http://www.cisco.com/warp/public/707/cisco-sr-20110803-cd.shtml