(09:50:28) tig|: Gooooooooooooooooodmorning #stafflug,  it is a bright and sunny morning out there today and cold and bright in the server room the weekend forecast is FUN FUN FUN and chance of kiwi wrongfood is HIGH HIGH HIGH,  moving on to the mzje- forecast there is a slight chance of work with a high smatterings of lols.   The redbaron prediction is bearded and scaredycat's server will fall over by 1300 causing problems in the Tommeh area.   Moving on to lunchtime there will be a good chance of dick_turpin bringing with him a wave of abuse and lack of class.   A special welcome to our new listeners including Steve (that's his name) and happy saints day to St George 1974 today!  

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodmorning #staffslug it is cold and dim in the server room today with the possibility of more of the same tomorrow,  There are major tailbacks in the Manchester area caused by a major datacentre shedding it's load of electricity,   emergency sparkies are in the area and are mopping up the spillage with normal mzje- slacking expected by mid afternoon.     The forecast for kiwirage is high around mid morning when he unboxes the kit he got through dick_turpin and we expect a shared VPS machine falling over around 11ish causing problems in the Tommeh area.     

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodmooorning #staffslug it is a bright and sunny Friday outside and cold and artificial in the server room,   let me say that again,   it is FRIDAY people the weekend is only hours away! Now for the traffic, there is mild congestion in the area of bbc.co.uk/iplayer as millions of office workers skive off to watch the football but the rest of the intertubes seem clear,   as always if you have a traffic report send an SNMP trap to out monitoring station!  

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodmorning #staffslug,  forecast for today is a high chance of a new motherboard arriving and a slight chance of rain.   We will begin in the east of the channel where kiwi_uk|work  will be turning up on the scrounge for more kit,  moving northwards we expect munin mutterings from BinGOs  and then we get the Stoke/'castle cluster with mzje being forecast in the morning with chances of Lantizia and purpleoptic later in the day,  carrying on further north we expect an outburst of swearing from Tommeh mid morning when he finds more iSCSI traffic going over the data network.  Moving further south there is a possibility of a redbaron turning up before going for a nap and heading even further south there is a slight chance of brougham but I high chance of oatcakes.    There is a possible chance of a post from Simon-MPFH  but this is unlikely.  Today's expected Turpin turnup is 12.17pm,   your lucky number is 3 and #staffslug has been brought to you today by the letters F and U 

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodmorning #staffslug,  it is FRIDAY people YES YES YES! The weekend starts here or will do in about 5 hours time!  Now let's have a quick look at the weather, sunny and now let's have a quick look at the channel forecast.   kiwi_uk|work moving easterly towards wrongfood,  becoming moderate,   ejzm moving away,  good,  Tommeh moving north north-west forcing kill -9,  there is a possibility of purpleoptic but no chance of the post.   Estimated turpin time is 1247.    #staffslug would have been brought to you today by the letter P but like most letters is in the canal,  and mzje has been brought to you by the letters L, O and L again.


<Lantizia> Can I have my horoscope please?  I'm a pisces :)
<tig|> Pisces : With the moon moving into the second quadrant,  you will notice that things are not what they seem,   beware of batter mix and deep fat fryers,    Watch out for anglers on the 12th.