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	<description>- where I pollute the web -</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Lastminute copyrighting a colour?</title>
		<link>http://da.mned.co.uk/2008/11/lastminute-copyrighting-a-colour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not a lawyer but I would have thought that you could only trademark something in reference to a particular aspect of your business.  The lastminute website though currently reads :
lastminute.com&#8221;, &#8220;lastminute&#8221; and the colour (block of magenta) colour are all trademarks owned by Last Minute Network Limited and/or its group companies. 
Erm [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am not a lawyer but I would have thought that you could only trademark something in reference to a particular aspect of your business.  The lastminute website though currently reads :</p>
<p>lastminute.com&#8221;, &#8220;lastminute&#8221; and the colour (block of magenta) colour are all trademarks owned by Last Minute Network Limited and/or its group companies. </p>
<p>Erm wtf.   I know the Easy Group will hunt you down if you use easysomething and use a predominantly orange colour scheme but I don&#8217;t think even they actually claim they have trademarked orange itself.</p>
<p>If this sort of nonsense carries with other companies some of my more colourful trousers may have so many copyright notices on that they will start resembling a F1 car&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>The Vista with many apologies to E.A.Poe</title>
		<link>http://da.mned.co.uk/2007/09/the-vista-with-many-apologies-to-eapoe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[aOne night when I was weary,and the night was cold and dreary
Over the man pages of Vim an Emacs and their cryptic lore
Whilst I  slumpt on the mousemat suddenly a polling,
As some client asking for an IP address at my chamber door.
&#8216;Tis some client, I muttered tossing an IP at the door,  polling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>aOne night when I was weary,and the night was cold and dreary<br />
Over the man pages of Vim an Emacs and their cryptic lore<br />
Whilst I  slumpt on the mousemat suddenly a polling,<br />
As some client asking for an IP address at my chamber door.<br />
&#8216;Tis some client, I muttered tossing an IP at the door,  polling at my chamber door,<br />
only this and nothing more.</p>
<p>Fast forward :>></p>
<p>And the client always flapping, like the users always weeping<br />
at the network rules of gateway like portal door<br />
and whilst the traffic is archaic and the protocol anarcic<br />
the traffic will fail to flow without this stupid flaw<br />
and my soul was rather lifted but saddened for the afflicted<br />
to know that Vista does not work&#8230;</p>
<p>Anymore&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>Oh noes!</title>
		<link>http://da.mned.co.uk/2007/07/oh-noes/</link>
		<comments>http://da.mned.co.uk/2007/07/oh-noes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you don&#8217;t know why this is amusing then you probably are best not knowing  
Linky to a picture on a power strip with surge protection that I bought from Sainsburys&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you don&#8217;t know why this is amusing then you probably are best not knowing <img src='http://da.mned.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://da.mned.co.uk/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&#038;g2_itemId=19&#038;g2_serialNumber=2">Linky to a picture on a power strip with surge protection that I bought from Sainsburys&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>PAT testing&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://da.mned.co.uk/2007/07/pat-testing/</link>
		<comments>http://da.mned.co.uk/2007/07/pat-testing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well we have someone doing PAT tests in the office and I am not sure he is paying attention,  sure he refused to test my heavy duty power over Ethernet adapter  (16A commando to an RJ45 :):)  &#8220;er you don&#8217;t plug that in do you?!?&#8221; ) but he has amusingly signed off [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well we have someone doing PAT tests in the office and I am not sure he is paying attention,  sure he refused to test my heavy duty power over Ethernet adapter <img src='http://da.mned.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> (16A commando to an RJ45 :):)  &#8220;er you don&#8217;t plug that in do you?!?&#8221; ) but he has amusingly signed off something he shouldn&#8217;t have <img src='http://da.mned.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The 3 socket 16A adapter from this story : http://theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=30533 has now got a big shiny PAT test passed sticker on it <img src='http://da.mned.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think his heart is really in it <img src='http://da.mned.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>ed: 19/7/07 Someone tipped him off about it and it is now marked failed <img src='http://da.mned.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>FREEDOM BADGERS DEFEAT THE TERRORISTS!!!111</title>
		<link>http://da.mned.co.uk/2007/07/freedom-badgers-defeat-the-terrorists111/</link>
		<comments>http://da.mned.co.uk/2007/07/freedom-badgers-defeat-the-terrorists111/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 15:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I could not resist this    you just know that all that bloke is going to be remembered for now is &#8220;the bloke that had to deny UK troops were releasing man eating badgers in Iraq&#8221;  
Actually, I think it looks quite cute 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6295138.stm">I could not resist this <img src='http://da.mned.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </a>  you just know that all that bloke is going to be remembered for now is &#8220;the bloke that had to deny UK troops were releasing man eating badgers in Iraq&#8221; <img src='http://da.mned.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Actually, I think it looks quite cute <img src='http://da.mned.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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